Regarding the five finalist team names for the new Amarillo baseball team - good gosh.
These are the choices? (“Amarillo Boot Scooters, Amarillo Bronc Busters, Amarillo Jerky, Amarillo Long Haulers and Amarillo Sod Poodles.”)
I guess we are just a bunch of dumb hicks up here in Amarillo, and we don't care what we are called.
If team ownership doesn't reconsider these names, I believe I may get my six-shooter out, put my boots on and scoot on down to San Antonio for a long haul. And since my bronc is busted, I'll ride my sod poodle and shoot someone right in their jerky.